Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Whiners Of The World........Unite!

("Because Pouting Works, That's Why" by Gravel Alley Primitives on Etsy)

Whining.....now that's a topic to consider! Lately I've been accused of whining....a lot!! And rightly so. I feel that, as a woman in her 50's, I have the right!!! I'm not taking the aging thing too well. I get migraines, I have gas, my fingers hurt and don't work like they used to, I have gas, I don't have the energy to do things, I have gas, I need to go to bed way to early, I have gas, I forget way too much, I have gas, I can't concentrate, I have gas and now my back is having issues again!!! AND I have gas! Now, does that sound like whining to you? Well to everyone around me it does! I've even been told to:

(You can find this button in "Shapechangers" shop on Etsy)

Can you believe it???

So I've decided that I can't be the only person in the world dealing with a whiny attitude. So why not start a whiner's club? Here's a card that all of us should own, don't you think?

All you have to do is make a copy or two of this card, sign it and keep it in your wallet and when accused (and rightly so) of whining, pull it out and show everyone that you are a part of the whiners club and have the right to whine!!!
Have extra cards in your wallet so that when you hear others whining you can give them their very own card and they too can become a proud member!! I think this club could really take off and become huge before you know it!!!
Whining is not a new phenomenon. It has been around from generation to generation. In fact, it's so popular that some famous people have even made comments about it.
Here are a couple that I especially love:

"It takes a genius to whine appealingly." F.Scott Fitzgerald

Isn't that the truth?

Or:
"Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and the Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers." Dave Barry

Ha ha!!! So if you find yourself, as I do, being a huge whiner, treat yourself to a new coffee mug or whine to someone about how much you need it!

This a great example of the perfect cup! You or someone you love, can find it in Art & Soul's Etsy shop!

If you really love me, you'll buy this for me!! (said in a whiny way!)

So if you are one of the millions that find yourself or someone you love, whining endlessly, be sure to let them know they're not alone!!
Drink up your coffee, tea, cocoa or wine and whine a bit more!! Have a wonderful day all my whining friends!! And join the club!

6 comments:

  1. This is just to funny thank you for sharing. I'm not the whiner in the house my husband is....LOL.... I'll have to get a few of the items you showed us for him. Have a great day!!

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  2. SnowflakeDreams...I only wish my husband was the whiner instead of me! LOL Thanks so much for your cute comment! I enjoyed it!

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  3. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! What a great post "You Whiner You"!!! ^_^ And I love that mug!!!! Whoever digs in their wallet to get one for you better get one for me too...or else I'm gonna publicly whine about it!!...Oops! Guess I just showed you that on certain days...like today!...I 'could' be a member of this club!! ^_^ But, of course, I would never be caught dead without my big 'girl panties on'!!...*burp!* LOL

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  4. Glad you like it Wug!! I love that cup!!! I so want someone to buy it for me!! Why can't someone buy it for me???!!! Whine, whine!
    Welcome to my club! :O)

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  5. LOL that's so me!!! (except the gas part) :) I whine all the time! Great post and amusing photos, too!

    Val~

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  6. It's so nice to know I'm not the only one Val! Tee Hee! Glad you liked the post. I don't have gas that much either, but I just couldn't help but keep adding it. It's a strange phenomenon as we get older.

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